Dobby is everyone’s favourite house elf from the Harry Potter series! Even if he has a none too insignificant issue with personal esteem himself…
A house elf can only be freed if his master presents him with new clothes. In the interim, dress in your best tattered rags & slip on this full overhead latex mask, until such time as you can say….
“Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf. And Dobby has come to save Harry Potter!!”